A real “don’t you know who I am” piece for your desktop, for that moment you need to slam down your mug and declare “I am Billy Fucking Porter.” But you should probably use your name if you want to be taken seriously.
More than an aggressive declaration like mister porter, or ms chung might make, I like to use this as a reminder for myself. I’m justin fucking timberlake and i deserve these 600 thread-count sheets—or whatever other small luxury you need to justify for yourself. I am Murphy effing Brown, and I’m having extra whipped cream today goddamn it!
You might also prefer to use this piece to pledge your loyalty to a celebrity. I support John Fucking Waters! Yass Britney Fucking Spears!
Please note that the text box to include your custom name is on the Shopping Cart page, not the “now it’s time to check out and give me your address” page. So, don’t do the “go directly to check out” option, take the extra step to roll through the Cart. Thanks!
Pick your options for this personalized, handmade, and one of a kind gift.
—Script or chicken scratch / graffiti carved on a middle school desk writing.
—Cup/Vase or Mug.
—And what expletive would you like to interject.
Then at on the shopping cart page, include a note with the name I will write for you. Check it twice—spelling counts!
The Cup/Vase is about 3” wide and 5.5” tall. Mugs are 4” wide and about 3” tall, holding right around 12 ounces of emotional support juice.
Please allow 3-4 weeks for shipment as each piece is custom made.