Is this new? Did I miss something? When did "send nudes" become a thing? Is it rude to ask? Is it rude to offer? It's definitely rude to send without some explicit sense that the receiver would like to view said "nudes," whatever they may entail.
And speaking of tail, take your digital life to the analog with this handwritten text--each piece made individually (#variation) on the potter's wheel. My tumblers are all about the same size, roughly 5 or 5.5 inches tall and about 3" in diameter at the rim. "send nudes" is a swell gift, an excellent vase, an adorable cup, and unexpected objet to have and to hold.