Magnum Dick XL Vase

I was at an event last weekend with this vase and the queer vendor next to me struck up a conversation by saying big dicks get too much attention. I try to include a variety of shapes and sizes on these pieces on purpose, everyone deserves to be seen and celebrated in their bits and pieces!

Approximately 9" tall and 4.5" wide, but honestly I've never measured because I'm super confident. For real!