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  • Image of Short Chalice 2
  • Image of Short Chalice 2
  • Image of Short Chalice 2

Short Chalice 2

$95.00


Love! Sweet mystery of life at last I've found thee!

Your quest for Best Party Glass is over with the tall or short versions of this chalice - each listed separately as one of a kind pieces of wonderment. Basically I start by wanting to get this vessel up off the ground and then I stack shit underneath it until it stays there. (Sometimes I imagine the space underneath as a little park.)

I sometimes call this series "YOLO Casual" because i think they're great to use despite their seeming fragility. They're robust and well-balanced. It's my go-to for a glass of wine, and I also imagine it as a ceremonial vessel for holding your sage or other magical portents, or maybe a handsome succulent.

Ok, thanks for reading, that's all. These are listed as one-of-a-kind, so you're purchasing precisely the piece that's pictured, nothing more and nothing less.